Web design & me

Basically there is straight up nothing I like about web design. I'm running out of space on this stupid blog to jam all the things I want to jam on it. I can see why most artists resort to big shiny useless Flash websites because those are practically like kicking web design in the nuts and I have to say they do have a very fair and balanced point with which I am compelled to totally and completely agree.

After a few days of trying to come up with a new weblog design I like, I just want to embed WAV files, put all my content in PDFs, break all web standards I can, not support anything but IE, put UNDER CONSTRUCTION animated gifs everywhere and throw broken keyboards at people when they complain.