I raise you a robot

I've been thinking that maybe instead of bothering to deal with redesigning this site I should consider a more long term solution, such as building a giant, deadly robot that I can use to destroy other webmasters, leaving their vacated web designs up for grabs. The other bonus of this method is that I could probably adapt the robot to get other things for me like original artwork, recording equipment and food, whereas web design skills are pretty much useless in those areas.