Record Deals

Eventually I'm going to put some of the shady record deal offers I've received just from my three little songs online so you can all enjoy them as much as I have. They are numerous and trust me, they're nothing worth bragging about or I'd be bragging about them. I figure if I could get a nickel for every "SEND US YOUR DEMO AND SIXTY DOLLARS AND WE MIGHT SIGN YOU!!" e-mail I've gotten since I put my songs online, I'd be living on the moon right now in some sort of transparent Brad-dome equipped with a billion dollar recording studio and enough guns to protect me from the government and any space aliens that might come along. I'd spend my days working solely on experimental compositions using only empty beer cans, prescription bottles and a ten dollar Radio Shack microphone, you know, for art. But no nickels.